China warns North Korean dictator
China bluntly told the North Korean dictator Kim Jong-il yesterday that he must end his dangerous and eccentric policies.
China's three most powerful men told him to compromise in talks on the fate of his covert nuclear weapons arsenal and to embrace capitalism or face deeper isolation.
According to leaks, they also told him to take a realistic view of US foreign policy, and to follow China and South Korea in pursuing capitalism.
China embraces capitalism? China embraces capitalism the way the United States embraces communism. Ummm, wait a minute ...
Actually, what they told him was, and I'm paraphrasing because I don't know chinese, "Look Kim, we have a long term plan we're implimenting here, it's working pretty well and we don't want you screwing it up for us. Chill and we'll give you South Korea when the time comes."
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