A Joke

Two little boys are talking in their bedroom.

The 7-year-old says, "I think it's time we learned how to swear!"

The 5-year-old replied, "Yeah!"

The 7-year-old continued, "When mom calls us down for breakfast, I'll say 'damn,', and you say, 'hell'. OK?"

The 5-year-old says, "OK!"

Mom calls them down for breakfast. She turns to the 7-year-old and asks, "What would you like for breakfast?"

The 7-year-old replies, "Oh, just give me some damn Cheerios!"

Mom gives him a good smack, and sends him up to his room, crying his eyes out. She's irritated now, and turns to the 5 year old with a menacing look. "What do YOU want for breakfast?"

The 5-year-old. terrified, replies between sobs, "I don't know...[sob]...but it sure as hell isn't Cheerios!"