He Loves His Family ... ?

Man Cuts Off Hand At Butcher Shop, Police Say

Workers said the man, who was not a regular customer, came into the store with his teenaged son Saturday evening to buy some goat meat.

However, the workers said the man became so upset when he was given chicken that he slipped behind the counter and cut off his own hand.

When police arrived, they said, the man was holding his severed hand screaming, "I'm not a terrorist. I did this for my family."

That'll show'em.