Stuck on Stupid

"'Gangsta rap' was a ploy to convince black people to kill each other. 'Gangsta rap' didn't exist."

So, 'Gangsta rap' is an invention of white people and what, beamed into the brains of young blacks with ultra-high frequency radio waves? Who told?

There is a defense, you know. All you have to do is wear a tinfoil hat. Really, it works.

Another of her theories: That the bicoastal feud between slain rappers Tupac Shakur and Notorious B.I.G. was fueled "by the government and the media, to stop another great black leader from existing."

With leaders like that, who needs enemies? People actually believe performers are leaders? They must be the people with expanded minds.