Paranoia Will Destroy Ya!

Or, in this case, it will be a death sentence for thousands in Burma.

Burma shuns aid from U.S. warships

The report cited fears of an American invasion aimed at grabbing the country's oil reserves.

1. Create major natural disaster
2. Enter country under the guise of disaster relief
3. Kill everyone, take over country and steal oil

Well, it was a brilliant plan, too bad they figured it out.