CSI: Sweden

Weight Watchers clinic floor collapses under dieters

As the dieters queued to see how many pounds they had shed, the floor beneath them in the clinic in Växjö, in south-central Sweden, began to rumble,

"We suddenly heard a huge thud; we almost thought it was an earthquake and everything flew up in the air.

"The floor collapsed in one corner of the room and along the walls,"

Soon, the fault lines spread around the room, and other sections of the floor gave way.

The cause of the floor's collapse remains under investigation.

Just need to run a few more tests.