Ban the Ski Masks!

Ski masks, a fashion accessory to crime in D.C., may soon be illegal

D.C. law already ban individuals — ages 16 and up — from wearing masks in public under certain circumstances, such as while committing a crime or with "the intent to intimidate, threaten, abuse or harass any other person."

Already banned while committing a crime? And that didn't work, huh?

I see no hope for this country. I'm trying, I'm really trying.