Post Office of the Future!

Struggling US Postal Service to launch new apparel line

"This agreement will put the Postal Service on the cutting edge of functional fashion," Postal Service corporate licensing manager Steven Mills said in a statement. "The main focus will be to produce Rain Heat & Snow apparel and accessories using technology to create ‘smart apparel’ — also known as wearable electronics."

Water and electronics. In clothes. You mean I can surf the web and the waves at the same time? It's the wave of the future.

I don't know what to say, except... ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. ROFL. :-D

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