Man Beats Peacock He Says Was Vampire
Charmed employees were feeding him bread when the man appeared.
He seized the iridescent bird by the neck, hurled it to the ground and started kicking and stomping the creature, said worker Felicia Finnegan, 19.
"He was going crazy," she said.
Asked what he was doing, she said, the attacker explained, "'I'm killing a vampire!'"
I'm kidding, I really can't understand that at all. Everyone knows peacocks are from Planet X.
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