Tuesday, May 04, 2010

IMAO On a Roll

On securing the border

I always thought the most humane way to enforce our border would be a wall of fire. A wall of fire is highly visible, so no one could claim they didn’t see the border. You can’t climb a wall of fire, because flames are a plasma and don’t support people’s weight. Also, it would just be cool looking.

On drilling for oil:

I suggest we drill in the Grand Canyon. That way if we spill, it’s already in this big container so no big whoop.

On the Arizona immigration law:

Anyway, my conclusion is thus: If you think a place is just like Nazi Germany, don’t try to sneak in there.

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