Elvis In The House

Before I got off work the other day I was doing some paperwork and someone came to the desk and asked a question. I looked up and much to my surprise, it was Elvis. He looked exactly like Elvis, he spoke like Elvis - he was Elvis, dressed in a black button down shirt and black slacks. He said he was back from the dead, I told him he looked better now than before he died.

The funny thing is, this guy was really Elvis Presley. I kid you not, his license said he was.

He was shorter than I imagined.