Tuesday, April 15, 2008

It Almost Worked


A San Rafael man is facing felony drug and traffic charges after ramming other vehicles in what he called a secret government experiment for Area 51, authorities said.

Patrinostro "told the officer that the vehicle could fly if he went fast enough, and basically just started bouncing off of cars," Ziegenbein said.

"He was under the influence of cocaine, Valium and marijuana and stated that it was a top secret experiment with his doctor for Area 51 and the government," she added. "He also stated that he was working for a cure for AIDS by taking the drugs."

5 more minutes, that's all he needed.

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