Senior Moment

An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried.

The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way."

A few minutes later, the officer radios in.

"Disregard." he says. "She got in the back seat by mistake."

New International Order Needed

Pope Wants New International Order to Keep Peace

I guess even the Pope admits the "Last Great Hope for Mankind" hasn't worked out.

"More than ever we need a new international order which draws on the experience and results of the United Nations," the 83-year-old pontiff said at a mass in St Peter's Basilica.

The results of the United Nations? Has there been a year since its founding that there hasn't been at least one war among member nations going on. Now it's just an America and Israel bashing party.

Just another chance and we can bring peace to the whole world. Don't hold your breath.