Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Sometimes It's Better Not To Know

"they spotted an animal in their yard Friday morning and went outside to see what it was."

I saw a fox in my yard once, they're cute.

"The fox bit the woman on the left leg and wouldn't let go, so she told her husband to get a gun."

This just keeps getting better.

"The man fired a .22-caliber rifle seven times, killing the animal but also hitting his wife in the lower right leg."

Good thing he didn't get a shotgun.

Moral of the story: Have a gun and know how to use it. Can you imagine if he had to go purchase the gun when that happened. There would have been a 3-day waiting period before he could bring it home. She would have had to endure 3 days of having a fox attached to her leg by sharp teeth. She wouldn't be able to change her pants, unless she cut them off. But then she would have to wear a wrap around skirt, and maybe she doesn't own one. You can't go shopping with no pants on. What would she wear?

No, get the gun before you need it. That's better than having a fox stuck on your leg for 3 days. Oh, and kinda know how to use a gun better than that guy, his wife is never gonna let him forget he shot her in the leg. Nope.

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