There's No Sense of Humor in Government

'I chase him, I bite him'...

Police are under investigation for jokingly filling in a witness statement in the name of a force dog.

Officers became exasperated when prosecutors asked for an account of a crime from a ‘PC Peach’, not realising Peach was the name of a police dog.

So they completed the form as if it had been written by the alsatian, and signed it with a paw print.

The dog’s statement read: ‘I chase him. I bite him. Bad man. He tasty. Good boy. Good boy Peach.’

That's funny. It was obviously meant in good humor.

The CPS (Crown Prosecution Service), however, failed to see the funny side. Officials are believed to have complained to police that their mistake has been turned into a very public joke.