Are You as Sick of This as I Am

Hamburgers are the Hummers of food in global warming

I don't eat many hamburgers and usually eat chicken instead of beef but beef will be on the menu more often from now on. In fact we're having hamburgers today.

I refuse to be a part of this global warming/socialist/mind controlling crap going around. I think I'll start burning my trash, too.

Crazy is the new black.