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It's not fainting goats but I'd like to see them in action: Self-milking cows boost dairy farm production. The Cow Milking Union is up in arms.

Welcome to the Hotel California: Basil Fawlty-style hotel owner 'locked up guests'.

Why the world needs Martha Stewart: Women's mag triggers oven explosions.

Woman thought she could not be arrested at home. You're only safe at home in baseball lady, not police chases.

Will it have glass floors? Hotel and art gallery to be built over mountain gorge.

Beer ice cream launched. Available now in 6 and 12 packs; kegs available later this year.

He wasn't wearing a helmut: Naked motorcyclist crashes after bee sting