Looks like we're getting a break with Ernesto. I boarded up the back windows just for fun and put anything that might blow around in the garage. Irma and the kids have off today. Before I left for work I noticed she bought a bunch of snacks - emergency supplies I guess. In the calm before the storm now.
Found this joke on a forum, liked it, and here you are.
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers. This cowboy was fair game .
When he finished his drink, he went outside and found that his horse had been stolen.
He strides back into the bar, handily flips his gun into the air, catches it above his head without looking and fires a shot into the ceiling.
"WHICH ONE OF YOU SIDEWINDERS STOLE MAH HOSS?"
No one answered ....
"ALRIGHT," he said, "AH'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHER BEER, AN IF MAH HOSS AIN'T BACK OUTSIDE BY THE TIME AH FINISH, AH'M GONNA DO WHAT I DID IN TEXAS! AN AH DON'T WANT TO HAVE DO WHAT I DID IN TEXAS!"
Some of the locals shifted restlessly as the cowboy slowly, silently nursed his second beer. That done, he left the saloon and discovered his horse had been returned. He saddles up and prepares to ride out of town.
The bartender wanders out of the saloon and asks, "Say partner, before you go ... what happened in Texas?"
The cowboy turned back and said, "Ah hadda walk home."
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