Who Falls Asleep on a Surfboard in the Ocean?

That would be Dick Van Dyke. Not to worry, he was pushed ashore by porpoises. It's a good thing, too, it saves us from the perpetual question: "Hey, whatever happened to Dick Van Dyke?" "No one knows."

Seriously, I'm glad he's OK. I could never sufficiently relax enough to fall asleep on a surfboard while floating in the ocean. Maybe thanks to Jaws, who knows.