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Record of President Obama's birth in 1961 is 'in the archives'

Officials in Hawaii have tracked down papers indicating that President Obama was indeed born in their state, according to its new governor.

Gov. Neil Abercrombie, who took office in December, told Honolulu's Star-Advertiser on Tuesday that "our investigation" indicates there is a recording of his birth.

"It actually exists in the archives, written down," he said.

He said, without actually producing it. And it's written down? What, with a pencil?

I really hate when someone announces that they are going to release information proving or disproving something (could be anything) without actually releasing the information. Either release the information or shut up, it's not news until you produce it.

Please enjoy watching Renfield progressives prove their sanity in this clip from Dracula: Dead and Loving It.



Normal. Perfectly normal.