The Man From Nowhere (Nowhere Man)

I know it's here somewhere, I just...it was just here, I saw it. Maybe it's under this rock. Hawaii governor can't find Obama birth certificate

Hawaii Gov. Neil Abercrombie suggested in an interview published today that a long-form, hospital-generated birth certificate for Barack Obama may not exist within the vital records maintained by the Hawaii Department of Health.

Abercrombie told the Honolulu Star Advertiser he was searching within the Hawaii Department of Health to find definitive vital records that would prove Obama was born in Hawaii, because the continuing eligibility controversy could hurt the president's chances of re-election in 2012.

They say we know where he is from and where he's been, but there are no records of any of it. That's not weird? It's like he went into the witness protection program at birth.