Friday, April 15, 2011

A Post for Tax Day*

*Even though Tax Day is April 18 this year.

From The New Clarion: The First Law of Parasites
It is amusing to see someone get excited about an IRS refund. He dances around and shouts, "I got $2,000! Partyyyyyy!!!"

Hey, you really screwed the government, huh?

Shmuck. The IRS loves to "give" you that money. Every refund represents a happy sheep.

It's the First Law of Parasites: Don't kill the host. That refund check is emotional fuel that keeps the producer working while the government bleeds him drop after drop, month after month...
That government is slicker than Bud Abbott.

By way of Improved Clinch

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