It Is Awful Hot Down Here

Sometimes I wouldn't mind driving my car into a pool. Sound familiar? "She said she put her foot on the accelerator by mistake after the parking the car outside the complex"

Too Many Scientists

You know there are too many scientists when the only job they can get is figuring out every little detail of the perfect hair wash.

"According to its scientists, only running water at a temperature of 36.7 C should be used."

I personally prefer a temperature of 37.2 C if it's running and 36.9 C if it's not.

"Lathering should last 28 seconds and involve 20 rubs."

Damn, I can't do anything right.

"The conditioner should be applied with a wide-toothed comb and left for 57 seconds before rinsing with water at 36.7 C."

I thought it was 60 seconds.

Don't Even Ask For A Divorce In India

"A council of elders in a village in southern India has ordered a woman to fall at their feet for five hours, as punishment for requesting a divorce."

That sounds more like punishment for the elders. Who would want to hang around while some lady falls at your feet for 5 hours. I'm busy, I have things to do.

She wanted a divorce because her husband was torturing her. What is wrong with women these days? Are they becoming Americanized? What's a little torture between husband and wife? Don't be such a baby.

Yes, America is the evil country.