Canada - a Socialists Paradise

Canadian Official: Human Remains May Be in Meat

"Human remains may have been in meat processed for human consumption at a pig farm that has been the site of an extensive investigation into Canada's worst serial killing case, British Columbia's provincial health officer said Wednesday."

Wait a minute. A serial killer? In Canada? That can't be true, Canada has outlawed guns. How did he kill them, with a knife? How barbaric!

"Many of the victims vanished from Vancouver's drug-infested downtown eastside. In all, 31 women have been confirmed dead in the case."

What are you talking about? Vancouver has a drug-infested section? How could that be? Everyone in Canada should be naturally high from the good fortune of living under a wonderful socialist government that takes care of their every need. Who would want to escape that?

"When asked if cross-contamination meant human remains found their way into meat processed at the farm, Kendall said: "It's very disturbing to think about, but (there is) the possibility of some cross-contamination. But the degree of it or when or how much we really don't know."

Now that's just disgusting.

Speaking of Knives

After banning guns didn't have quite the effect they thought it would (people are so inventive), the all-knowing psychotic socialist government in Victoria is now banning swords, knives, and other weapons.

"From July 1, swords will be made prohibited weapons, making it illegal to use, possess or carry a sword."

Also, in the Autumn 2000 session of Parliament, new legislation was passed to restrict the sale and possession of knives and other weapons.

The next step is banning rocks and prohibiting clenched fists, or perhaps banning hands altogether as they could be used to strangle someone. If you cut the hands off when the baby tissue is still in the womb ...