Friday, February 13, 2009

Obama's Birth Certificate Secret Unlocked!


I couldn't understand why Obama would spend so much money in the court system trying to keep his birth certificate secret if he was really born in Hawaii. I mean, what's the big deal. Then I read this:

Kim Jong-Il's birthday 'improves North Korean weather'
“Those who witnessed the opening of willow catkins earlier than the previous years and the unprecedented nocturnal view said excitedly that even the nature and the sky unfolded such mysterious ecstasy in celebration of the birthday of leader Kim Jong-Il,” the agency noted.

Kim Jong-Il, like his father before him, is the subject of an officially inspired personality cult which ascribes almost supernatural powers to him.
--much like Obama!

His official biography is steeped in myths, such as the rainbows that appeared over Mount Paektu, his official birthplace, when he was born, or his 11 holes-in-one in a single round of golf.

Bingo! Obama wants to be like Kim Jong-Il. Lights will shine down, the halo thingys, his birthplace, his brilliance - it all fits!

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