Wednesday, January 30, 2008

I Forgot the Title, Sorry.

Scientists discover way to reverse loss of memory

1. Drill hole in head.
2. Insert electrode.
3. Plug it in.

If your country has nationalized health care this will be a do-it-yourself operation. To avoid serious injury, read the directions carefully.

Seriously, who lets scientists surgically experiment on their brain while they're still alive?

Scientists performing experimental brain surgery on a man aged 50 have stumbled across a mechanism that could unlock how memory works.

How did they talk him into that?

"We're professionals, we know what we're doing, you'll be fine. You won't feel a thing, we promise."

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