Thought You'd Like To Know

The Hydrox cookie is dead.

"This is a dark time in cookie history,"

"And for those of you who say, 'Get over it, it's only a cookie,' you have not lived until you have tasted a Hydrox."

Hydrox was the Apple of the cookie world:

"Hydrox eaters tend to be independent-thinkers, favor underdogs and be skeptical of corporate marketing," he says. "Even with Hydrox gone, they won't switch sides."

As opposed to the Microsoftesque Oreo cookie of the masses.